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Yeah, Frank the monkey has a problem with you. So what? Buy some of these classy items adorned with the pugnacious little guy and show him you think he's cool despite his grouchy demeanor. Each dollar you spend keeps Frank smoking cigars and pounding Manhattans for one more day. He may not like you, but he sure does like your money.
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Christmas cards featuring the always festive Frank.
Inside reads: "All you really wanted for Christmas was bananas, right?"
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Envelopes not included!
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To show his appreciation for your purchases, Al has agreed to this special offer:
Send in a photo of yourself or a close pal/relation/complete stranger wearing the aforementioned purchase(s).
In return, Al will send you a special, one-of-a-kind drawing of Frank the Monkey, suitable for framing and display in your office/bathroom/child's room. Intrigued? Write to Al for more details.
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